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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2012 18:16:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know you are looking for something funny to post on your facebook timeline status in honor of Saint Patrick&#8217;s Day! Here are some great ideas to get you started! Kiss me, I&#8217;m Drunkish. It&#8217;s St. Patricks Day! You need to include green beer and drinking at 10 am to your plans. I just discovered [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Christmas</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Dec 2010 17:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for funny, witty, or even heartwarming sayings, quotes and facebook status updates about Christmas, then look no further! Just a reminder in these tough economic times that instead of spending five dollars on my Christmas card, you could just give me five dollars. It&#8217;s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Dating</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:16:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for funny, witty, or sweet status updates about love, dating and relationships, this is the category for you! Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That&#8217;s relativity.&#8211; Albert [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Marriage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 21:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love is holding hands in the street. Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Anybody who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn&#8217;t know the first thing about women or fractions. Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. There are two times a man doesn&#8217;t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage! A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: School</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Nov 2010 20:56:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for funny status updates about school, college life, or higher education, then this is the category for you. You can save a lot on college by learning calligraphy and making your own diploma. We used to call it &#8220;recess.&#8221; Today they call it &#8220;cease fire.&#8221; College would be great if it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Thanksgiving Status Updates</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Nov 2010 19:57:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. ~Johnny Carson]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Friends and Friendship</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 22:10:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for friendship quotes, this is the page for you. Some are cute, some are funny, and some are sweet!]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Pick Up Lines and Come Ons</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Mar 2010 14:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are looking for funny, cute or clever pick up lines or come on to use on facebook, this is the right category for you. These pick up lines are sure to get the attention of that special someone!]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates: Computers</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:07:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you looking for funny facebook status updates about computers, or just something funny to say on facebook about technology? Below is a list of funny one liners dedicated to computers, internet, and email.]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Facebook Status Updates : Work</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:44:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Below is a collection of funny facebook status updates dedicated to the subject of work. If you are looking for something funny to say on facebook about your job, career, or the rat race, this is the right category for you!]]></description>
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